starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb)

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grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

(via chillthoughts)

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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

(via lampsarepeopletoo)

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#dont tell  #beadon  #i creeper pictured him  #beach  #california  #road trip  

Heading back to Arizona and HATING IT.

#miss california  

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And God said, “Let there be potato,” and everything was good.

#god  #potato  #yumm  

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